Sunday, November 23, 2008

In which Ash gets a blast from bebo comment past and is once again humiliated by french.


1) Karma is hilarious.
I've decided to take requests in this blog. Cos I'm good like that. Tuireann's birthday bash!!Things I noticed on saturday evening:
a) Blesso bouncers are a bit pointless.
b) Duffy does pub gigs now.
c) Duncan the bowl/cup is awesome but shows up at inappropriate times.
d) Tuireann's brother is a total pirate.
Things I noticed on Sunday morning:
a) Waking up in a bed with 3 other people, one of them being a scantily clad Conor Walsh, is odd.
b) Being woken up at 8 in the morning by drunk people banging pots and singing George Michael's classic 'Never Gonna Dance Again' is quite hilarious.
c) Idiots deciding to steal a kayak to sail across Blessington lake only to almost drown will always be hilarious.
d) Why was the furniture in the attic?!

2) Dr. Michael Brophy
As Cassie has mentioned in comments, we've decided Dr. Michael Brophy is the human equivalent of water. Dr. Michael Brohy was christened Dr. Michael Brophy and no one has ever called him by anything else. Dr. Michael Brophy lost his accent and the ability to emphasise any part of his speech in a freak poetry accident. Dr. Michael Brophy was born with the exact bland hairstyle and 'stache combo he still sports today. Dr. Michael Brophy is one of those "Yes, Mother...." people. Dr. Michael Brophy is a fan of the beige slacks.

3) You win again, French =_=
Tutor: blah blah blah french poerty blah blah. So what is this poem about? Can anyone tell me?Class: Silence....
Tutor: *asks the same question in different ways for about 5 minutes*
Class: Silence....
Me: *as usual freaks out with so much silence*
Tutor: same questionMe: *mentally pulling hair out*
Class: Silence....
Tutor: Silence.....
Me: *spouts some nonsense about memory just to fill silence* [mind you it was ms o dwyer standard waffle!]
Tutor: *Goes on for ages about how wrong i am and that the question was actually invalid and should have been what does the poem do* or some crap like that.
Guy beside me: *snigger*
Me: mumble mumble 'spose mumble...

She hates my guts!! As does French in general.

4) Pussycat Dolls on ice!
Funtimes were had by all at ice skating last night. Tara's gonna be on the next strictly on ice or whatever that's called. No way it was her first time! My epic fall was painfully entertaining and Rach got her come upance for not buying a luas ticket - a long walk back from Smithfield alone! And we turned down drugs, go us!

5) I advise you all to read your bebo comments from years ago
This gave me endless entertainment today! Oh the things some of you came out with. Obviously I can't post all of them so I'm going to pick a theme. It is "I'm obviously really annoying and have pissed these people off" Enjoy...
Tuireann O Neill
AHHHHHHHHHHH ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!! i, tuireann o neill, do not own a purse, this is an ellaborate lie created by one Aisling Maguire to bring my sexuality into question so as to conquer the world itself! if you value your lives,or more importantly mine, you shallt rebel!REBEL!! fight this doer of evil! this maker-upper of lies!For a freer more equal Scotland! we will defeat the king....i got a bit caught up 100 weeks ago

Karl Dizzle
damn!!!!you got tude tryn tat shite nigga..watch your back homie or im gna cap you and your niggaz...im an ice cold killa 96 weeks ago

Ryan Byrne
Must You contradict everything i do, literally, everthing has to have a backcomment. everything. well not this time!!!!. Ask david attenborough, when tortoises are young they have to jump from there nest on the beach to the water. Mama turtle however will lay her eggs in the shallows under sand. therefore here young dont jump to the water as they are already there!!.also, a turtle will never leave water voluntarily. only silly humans lift them out in the zoo to let the kids pet them!!. "go" is a sentence!!it does have a subject. as in "go" said ryan as his horse crossed the finish line, ryan is talking to the horse! or another example: "go", "go and fuck off with your arrogant comments!!" 98 weeks ago

That ones my favourite ^^


This weeks friend crushes
1. The Recession
2. Whoever came up with the phrase "a legend in his own lunchbox"

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